By now you know we're a modern, high tech farm!
Do you know how to identify a modern high tech farmer?
He's out standing in his field!!!
Below is our revamped version for Florida – taken from a Nebraska rancher friend’s website:
REDNECK’S GUIDE TO COMPUTERS
|MODEM||- what you did in the hayfield today|
|KEYBOARD||- where you hang your keys|
|WINDOWS||- what you close when the hurricane’s close|
|WINDOWS XP||- what you call windows in a sports car|
|LOG ON||-what to throw in the cook stove before supper|
|HARD DRIVE||-getting home during a rain storm|
|DOWNLOAD||-getting the hay out of the pickup|
|MEGAHERTZ||-what you get if you’re not careful downloading|
|MICROCHIPS||-what calves leave in the pasture|
|CRASH||-what you do after you receive a bill for your fertilizer|
|COMPUTER||-what you say when calling your dog “Puter” to supper|
|BYTE||-what “Puter” does if you don’t feed him|
HAY DAY FARM
7253 Spencer Parrish Rd.
Parrish, FL 34219